Trunk Club uses personal stylists to send your man curated clothing and accessories each month, which he can accept or reject.
Some Decent Cologne: I can't begin to tell you which kind exactly, because everyone's different and everyone likes different smells.Some Nice Wine: The best gifts are the ones that are really for yourself, and you'll both need something to get you drunk once he admits to himself that he doesn't like scotch whiskey.Winc has a pretty cool concierge service going, making this a little more sentimental than just going to Trader Joe's and buying something a step above the two-buck Chuck.Whiskey Stones: Even though there won't be a President Hillary around to personally cut off all our balls and literally end men as a gender (there really are people who thought this), most men are still fucking sheep and look to fictional characters like Ron Swanson for guidance in "how to be a man." To that end, these whiskey stones are the perfect analog for modern manhood: superficially authentic, but ineffectual (they will not actually keep his drink cold). An EDC Kit: Short for "everyday carry," these kits aren't unlike the whiskey stones in that they're a largely useless prop of performative masculinity—"real men are always prepared," etc.As a bonus, if he's a little too excited by these, you know you're dealing with one of "those" guys. Birth Control: Not for him, obviously, but for you (for him). They are handy, though, especially if that nancyboy you're dating's hands are too soft to open a pop top like a man.
A misguided sense of status and achievement is the greatest gift you can give, IMO.